The TechTonics Themselves
Bonnie - Rob - Elizabeth - Genevieve - Chris - Ciarán - Sarah - Amber - Nick - Stuart - Erin - MJ - Will - Tom - Karen - Emily - Pat
Name:
Bonnie Wedster
Nicknames:
Bon, BonFire, BonBon, Strawberry BonBon, Bonnie Bonzerino
Voice part:
Alto
Birthday:
Septemer 29, 1985
Hometown:
Alsip, IL
Major:
Architecture
Graduation Year:
2011
Favorite music:
I can't answer this. Well, I guess something that is fun to sing with. I like climactic songs and well-thought out songs.
Speaking of well-thought out songs, what is your favorite a cappella memory:
The first time we sang Chicago and I got major goosebumpage
I believe you wrote that well-though out arrangement. Good job. You are pretty talented.
I'm pretty crafty. I like to knit, crochet, sew, cross stitch... I like being productive, even in my down time.
What else do you do in the few spare moments you have as an architecture major?
I always re-check my zipper before I leave the bathroom... Just in case.
Hmmm…
One time I split my pants in Crown Hall when I was doing the splits one night...
The splits?! I can’t even touch my toes. Got any advice?
Don't let the man get you down.
Thanks BonFire. How about your guilty pleasures?
Win a Date with Tad Hamilton.
Duh. Turn ons?
Beards, glasses and long hair.
Senseless trivia / Shameless plug?
The only artists that Weird Al has parodied more than once are Michael Jackson and Queen. (Freddie Mercury is my hero.)
All three of whom had long hair and glasses. I theorize that they all turn you on. What are your turn offs?
D-Bags
Oh. So I guess my theory is out. Favorite food?
Cotton Candy and peas (not together).
Together?! That’s disgusting! Ew… You’re disgusting, Bonzerino!
"Nothing's gonna change my world." -John Lennon
Most desired superhero power. Why?
Flight. I would never have to worry about traffic or parking again.
Secret crush:
Nick Pierce
Did you hear that, Sean? Bonnie, why do you sing?
It makes me happy.
Favorite website?
webkinz.com
Reason for joining a cappella?
I love to sing.
Because it makes you happy. Describe yourself in one word?
Bodacious
In ten years, what will you be doing?
Designing houses and having a good time.
Anything / everything else?
Bonnie rules Ciarán drools (Sean wrote that).
Sean's a jerk.

Name:
Patrick Volker (Musical Director)
Nicknames:
Pat, PVolk, Trick
Voice part:
Baritone/Bass
Hometown:
Gibson City, Illinois
Major:
Music education
Graduation Year:
2011
Favorite music?
The good, fun kind.
Just how I like my girls. You got any good pick-up lines?
"Hey, I'm the musical director of the a cappella group."
Oh yeah? Who could that possibly pick up?
Hopefully, someone who enjoys breakfast,
my favorite food (along with chicken parmesan and burritos),
as much as I do. Such as my secret crush, Allison Hannigan. Hatcha!
Hatcha! That’s embarrassing.
To isolate just one moment of embarrassment
would be an injustice to the rest of my embarrassing life.
Please, enlighten us.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
No, …about you embarrassing life.
Oh. One time, I had a band in high school and we were
playing through a circuit of different "battle of the band"
shows until we had finally made it to the state-level competition.
We were playing the state-show at the Illinois State Fair.
It was 3000 degrees Celsius. The other bands were pretty cool
so we came up with the idea of taping our demo
CDs to the bottoms of Frisbees, and tossing them out into the crowd
while we played. We were all really pumped to be playing,
and I threw out my Frisbee, and hit a little girl right in the face.
She started crying, but screw her. That's rock.
I never knew that about you. Anything more that I don’t know?
I'm taking a stupidly high number of credit hours
so I can graduate from the 5 year program in 4 years.
That sounds more like a shameless plug to me.
This is VanderCook's 100th anniversary year! Heyo!
You’re out of control. In ten years, what will you be doing?
I'll probably still be in school. But! I'd like to have
spent time in grad school getting a degree in vocal performance
or conducting by then.
Describe yourself in one word.
Sleepy. If I had a super power, it would be the power to
live without sleep and never be tired. Is there a word for that?
Megavigor?
PVolk, that was 27 words. What is your major again?... Ouch. Just kidding. Is there a reason why you are so long winded?
I sing because there is nothing else that does what singing does.
Good quote, do you have any more?
"Only the pure in heart can make a good soup."
- Beethoven
Heart soup. Mmm…


Name:
Elizabeth Corson
Nicknames:
Corson and ECors
Voice part:
First Soprano
Birthday:
July 6th, 1989
Hometown:
Des Moines, IA
Major:
Chemical Engineering
Graduation Year:
2011
Favorite music:
I don't discriminate.
Your pick up line:
Don't need one.
Your guilty pleasure:
Buying every elephant paraphernalia item I find.
Turn ons: Nerdy talk:
"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
Other organizations / hobbies:
Alpha Sigma Alpha, Camras Scholars Organization, American Institute of Chemical Engineers, Tau Beta Pi, 33rd Street Productions
Favorite food:
Chocolate Covered Strawberries!
Something nobody knows about you (though obviously someone now will):
I am fluent in Spanish.
Most desired superhero power. Why?
The ability to fly, so i don't have to spend ridiculous amounts of money on plane tickets.
Heros:
Elephants.
Favorite website:
I can haz cheezburger
Reason for joining a cappella:
I can't survive without some form of music in my life.
Describe yourself in one word:
Classy
Favorite a cappella memory:
Singing for a very enthusiastic
"Coming Out Ball" crowd.
In ten years, what will you be doing?
Earning more money than you.
Anything / everything else?
I love elephants!


Name:
Chris Osswald
Nicknames:
Ozz, Ozzy, No-Toph, Toph
Voice part:
Double Bass
Hometown:
Arlington Hts., IL
Major:
Biomedical Engineering
Graduation Year:
2010
Favorite music:
Acoustic.
I heard that you are a pretty sexy acoustic guitarist/singer? I bet you get a lot of attention.
People offer me food...I almost always eat iit…
By the way, the "dot" over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
‘iit’ has two tittles.
That’s what she said? Really though, I bet you’ve been offered more than just food.
This [freshman] girl in my PS455 class.
She has green eyes and brown wavy hair
Sure, you wish. That sounds more like a secret crush to me. And I bet you haven’t even said ‘Hi’ yet.
"Hi" (Used with a simple introduction remains,
according to research from the University of Chicago,
the most effective pickup line).
Turn offs:
Burping
So, I assume that freshman chick does not burp. (I hope that she reads all of this.) OK, how about your favorite quotes?
"Men's asses" (Will Bishop) + "Piss in my ass" (My Roommate)
has evolved into "Piss in men's asses"
Weird. Why do you sing?
I like bass notes.
Describe yourself in one word:
Hungry
Hungry for what?
A cappella after parties.

Name:
Ciarán Alvar Sealand Shaughnessy
Nicknames:
Alvar
Voice part:
Tenor
Birthday:
August 14th
Hometown:
Windham, Maine
Major:
Chemical Engineering
Graduation Year:
2011
Favorite music:
Jazz
Your pick up line:
I sing with Pat Volker.
Most embarrasing moment:
If I chose to recognize the feeling of embarresment,
I would be a sad panda.
Your guilty pleasure:
Reading the Sex Tech articles in Tech News
Sensless triva / Shameless plug:
Maine! Maine! Maine!
Words of advice:
Wash your hands, turn the page.
Other organizations / hobbies:
Sigma Phi Epsilon, Honors Law Society, Varsity Cross Country, Camras Scholar
Favorite quotations:
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary
for one people to dissolve the political bands which have
connected them with another and to assume among the powers
of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the
Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent
respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should
declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Most desired superhero power. Why?
Flight. Are you kidding me?!
Turn ons:
A New England girl.
Secret crush:
A New England girl... but which one? I cannot say, for then it would be a well-known crush.
I sing because...
When I was in high school,
I thought if I sang, then this one girl might like me.
I ended up liking it; she ended up liking me.
Favorite website:
www.myspace.com/brasstaxinc
Describe yourself in one word:
Transparent
In ten years, what will you be doing?
Learning

Name:
Sarah Beng Chu Lim
Member of:
TechTonics
Voice part:
Soprano, Alto (it depends)
Birthday:
21 January 1989
Hometown:
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Major:
Architecture
Graduation Year:
2013
Favorite music:
Bossa Nova, Pop, Raggae, Broadway, Blues, Jazz, R&B, Oldies, Classical, Hip-hop, Traditional Music
Most embarrasing moment:
After a date with my childhood friend who clearly had something for me, he tells me at my front door when sending me home that my bohemian pants are extremely see-through… aaaahhhhh! Lol.
Your guilty pleasure:
Chocolate, Ice-cream
Turn ons:
Those who are down to earth, easy going and most importantly open-minded!
Turn offs:
People who are closed minded, lie, cheat and steal! Grrrr!
Words of advice:
Never give up, dare to dream and reach for the stars!
Other organizations / hobbies:
Dance, music, art, photography, doing charity, being a typical chick – shopping, hanging out with friends, talking on the phone and meeting new people, making new friends
Favorite food:
Chinese, Malay, Indian, Italian, American, Western, Japanese, Thai, Mexican… pretty much everything! Lol.
Favorite quotations:
Work hard, play hard!
Something nobody knows about you (though obviously someone now will):
I somehow thought I’d grow up to become a prima ballerina! (which I now know is highly unlikely, as I have extremely loose ankles and I LOVE to tap!)
Most desired superhero power. Why? To be able to heal, because I hate seeing people in pain, and I too hate being in pain and I like helping people
Heros:
Gene Kelly, Barack Obama, Oprah, Astrud Gilberto
Secret crush:
For me to know and you to find out. Tee hee! Lol.

Name:
Amber JuilfsVoice part:
SopranoBirthday:
May 12, 1987Hometown:
Middle of NowhereMajor:
ChemistryGraduation Year:
2009!!!Favorite music:
Anything from a musical.Words of advice:
Take time out of your day to slow down and appreciate the small things.Other organizations / hobbies:
Kappa Phi Delta Sorority / Gaming, Acting, ReadingFavorite food:
Pierogies! Yum!Favorite quotations:
"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" - Gimli son of GloinMost desired superhero power. Why?
To be able to manipulate atoms... like Atom Eve from Invincible. Why? Because it's like chemistry and she has the ability to change anything around her into something else. She flies by making the air around her denser than she is... pretty nifty in my opinion.I sing because...
it never fails to make me happy and it's the most natural of human actions - all animals sing.Favorite website:
shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtaleReason for joining the a cappella:
I joined because I love to sing and I've stayed because of the people.Describe yourself in one word:
DedicatedIn ten years, what will you be doing?
Hopefully researching solar energy materials.

Name:
Nick PierceNicknames:
Niche, Pierce, The Total PackageVoice part:
Baritone, BassHometown:
St. Louis, MOMajor:
PhysicsGraduation Year:
2011Favorite music:
Rock/AlternativeYour pick up line:
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only TEN I see.Your guilty pleasure:
Britney SpearsSensless triva / Shameless plug:
Fact: I always have at least 2 songs going on in my head at any given time.Turn ons:
Intelligence and the ability to make me laughTurn offs:
Ugly people. Just kidding...Ignorance, and closed mindednessOther organizations / hobbies:
There is only the Crown Joules!Favorite food:
I would give anything for Orange ChickenFavorite quotations:
At the end of the day, when your nose is running and you need to do laundry, and you have too many chapters left to read, and you're not sure how you're going to finish the paper on time, there is still music.Something nobody knows about you (though obviously someone now will):
My father was killed by a six fingered man.Most desired superhero power. Why?
Power of flight, no gas and no money required.Secret crush:
Brian Peppers (look him up)I sing because...
Music is unchanging and a great art and form of expression.Favorite website:
www.youtube.com I WISH I had thought of this idea.Describe yourself in one word:
AwesomeIn ten years, what will you be doing?
Living in Webster Groves, MO enjoying the crap out of life and partying it up with friends.Anything / everything else?
Does anyone know what happened to Afan?

Name:
Stuart GrahamNicknames:
StuVoice part:
TenorBirthday:
11/05/89Hometown:
Homewood, IllinoisMajor:
Electrical EngineeringGraduation Year:
2012Favorite music:
punk rock and classical musicTurn ons:
good singers, musicTurn offs:
smelly peopleWords of advice:
Experience as much as possible.Other organizations / hobbies:
Violin, Piano, Guitar, Swimming, BasketballFavorite food:
Fried RavioliSecret crush:
I think people knowI sing because...
I LOVE IT!Describe yourself in one word:
MusicIn ten years, what will you be doing?
Hopefully have a job, and start a family.

Name:
Erin MerschVoice part:
Alto-ishBirthday:
October 3Hometown:
CHICAGO!Major:
Business Administration and Applied Science (Concentrating in Construction Management and minoring in Civil Engineering)Graduation Year:
December 2009Favorite music:
Hm, well, that depends on my mood, it varies from Verdi to Sinatra to Rammstein...Your pick up line:
"So, did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?" or "Where are your wings? I thought you were an angel."Your guilty pleasure:
Diet Coke.Senseless trivia / Shameless plug:
I might be going to Germany in the fall!!!!!Turn offs:
People who are jerks.Words of advice:
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind." ~Dr. SeussOther organizations:
Other organizations: Alpha Sigma Alpha, 33rd Street Productions.Hobbies:
Knitting. =)Favorite food:
Middle Eastern =)Favorite quotations:
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." ~Eleanor Roosevelt "Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels." ~Bob Thaves "Forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much." ~Oscar WildeSomething nobody knows about you (though obviously someone now will):
I really wish I could be a 1940's lounge singer. You know- slinky dress, grand piano, big band, nightclub, and the works.Most desired superhero power. Why?
Flying. Because then I'd be able to get to rehearsal faster ;-) And, it's fun.Heroes:
Darcy Walker. (Currently the Chief Risk Officer of Chrysler)Secret crush:
Well, if I told you it wouldn't be a secret.I sing because...
It makes me happy! Honestly, I can be having the worst day ever, and then I sing (either with the group or alone in my room along with my computer) and suddenly, things really aren't that bad after all... =) ((I realize that this sounds incredibly cheesy, but it's true.))Favorite website:
RavelryReason for joining a cappella:
I heard them sing last spring and thought "Woah, it'd be freakin' sweet to sound as cool as they do!" And so I tried out, hoping that I'd be good enough to get in. Plus, singing is awesome.Describe yourself in one word:
Smile.Favorite a cappella memory:
My first rehearsal. I was so nervous and everyone was so nice. It made me feel really comfortable and want to stay in the group =) We talked for a bit, did an awesome warm-up (the Shu-myela one), and then got right to singing and from then on those rehearsals were the best part of my week.In ten years, what will you be doing?
Hm, I guess I'd be either running a yarn store, or traveling the world with a construction company, or raising kids and teaching them how to sing, or... Saving the world, I guess.Anything / everything else?
Someday soon I plan on learning how to arrange music for this group. =)

Name:
Jessica FongMember of:
TechTonics and X-ChomotonesNicknames:
Jaye, MJ, too many to name...Voice part:
Soprano, AltoBirthday:
the 10th of October in the year ninteen hundred and eighty-eightHometown:
Bloomington-NormalMajor:
Architecture...yeah...Graduation Year:
2012 (hopefully)Most embarrassing moment:
Too many to count. X.xYour guilty pleasure:
I love taking the "free" bath supplies from hotels. I don't ever end up using them...I just like taking them...Sensless triva / Shameless plug:
I have weird thumbs.Words of advice:
Love. Learn. Regret nothing.Other organizations / hobbies:
33rd Street Productions,Favorite food:
Chinese, of course!Secret crush:
Not gonna lie, Ewan McGregor.I sing because...
all you need is love. :)Favorite website:
animehighschool.netReason for joining the Techtonics/X-Chromotones:
'cause I love acappella! :DDescribe yourself in one word:
Busy.First ever Bog performance. :)
In ten years, what will you be doing?:
Hopefully I'll have a family, my own firm or a partnership, and will have a successful life.

Name:
William BishopNicknames:
Shorty, WilburVoice Part:
BassHometown:
Cedarburg, WIMajor:
Aerospace EngineeringGraduation Year:
2011Other organizations/hobbies:
NROTC, 33rd Street ProductionsI sing because...
it takes me away from my school work and therefore keeps me sane. In ten years I will hopefully be a Naval Aviator in the USN.

Name:
Tom BerglandNicknames:
TeebzVoice part:
TenorHometown:
Moorhead, MNFavorite music:
JazzYour pick up line:
Yeah, I'm Tom.Your guilty pleasure:
Cough...America's Next Top Model...coughTurn ons:
Good teethTurn offs:
Bad teethOther organizations / hobbies:
WhisperingFavorite quotations:
"What that smell like?"Heros:
MacGruberSecret crush:
Anne HathawayFavorite website:
YouTube -- it dominates my free timeDescribe yourself in one word:
Ballin'Anything / everything else?
Yes.

Name:
Karen Nelson (Girl’s Representative)Voice part:
Alto
Birthday:
October 2, 1987
Hometown:
Novi, MI
Major:
Civil Engineering
Graduation Year:
2010
Nicknames:
Kar... Karen the douchebag.
Favorite music:
Rap, chill/acoustic
Your pick up line:
“I don't got a motor boat, but I can float your boat.”
Your guilty pleasure:
Gossip Girl
Sensless triva / Shameless plug:
I’m awesome?
Turn ons:
Facial hair, sarcasm
Turn offs:
Bad teeth
Words of advice:
Don't be afraid to go against the grain.
Other organizations / hobbies:
Kappa Phi Delta, Institutional Advancement Employee, SGA, knitting, scrapbooking, singing (obviously), making my bed, watching tv online, organizing
Favorite food:
Mexican Food/Guacamole
Favorite quotations:
"Anybody can be a small light in dark room"
Something nobody knows about you (though obviously someone now will):
I'm a really good fake sleeper. So next time you think I'm sleeping... I'm probabally not...
Most desired superhero power. Why?
To freeze time. That way I could always get my shit done and have time to sleep.
Heros:
My grandpa, my older sister, my mom..... p. diddy
Secret crush:
Ciaran Shaughnessy... call me ;)
Why do you sing?
It makes me happy :)
Favorite website:
Youtube.com
Reason for joining a cappella?
I missed singing and wanted to see a solid performing arts group on campus
Describe yourself in one word.
Excitable
Any good stories?
I once electrocuted myself when i was five…
Favorite a cappella memory:
Our first concert and post party.
In ten years, what will you be doing?
Singing at the TechTonics 10 year reunion special concert.
You would be two years late. It might be over by then.

Name:
Emily Knobbe
Nicknames:
knobs, k-nob, e knob
Voice part:
alto
Birthday:
October 12, 1989
Hometown:
StL
Major:
Biology?
Graduation Year:
2012
Favorite music:
Death Cab for Cutie, Damien Rice, Matisyahu, Restless by Langhorne Slim, M.I.A., Gold by Interference
Your pick up line:
Nice genes
Most embarrasing moment:
I actually told someone "nice genes"
Your guilty pleasure:
vitamin C. the actual vitamin, not the musical artist.
Sensless triva / Shameless plug:
eagles chirp. the screaming sound you always hear in movies and tv is false. Someone probably decided chirping wasn't badass enough for our country's bird, so whenever you hear an eagle screaming, it's actually the sound of a red-tailed hawk.
Turn ons:
curly hair and a good voice
Turn offs:
trying too hard
Words of advice:
if your maker don't approve at least you know you've had your fun
Other organizations / hobbies:
Kappa Phi Delta, playing guitar in my room
Favorite food:
olives, macaroni and cheese
Something nobody knows about you (though obviously someone now will):
cats and sharks are my least favorite animals
Most desired superhero power. Why?
fly.... it would be awesome, everything would be faster, and it would be by far more exciting than any other form of exercise I know of
Heros:
Oprah
Secret crush:
Nick Pierce's boyfriend
I sing because...
I am.
Favorite website:
ebay
Describe yourself in one word:
BAZOW
Any good stories?
Some friends and I put too much bubble bath in a bath tub and then turned on the jets, thus filling the entire bathroom with 3 feet of bubbles.
Favorite a cappella memory:
The parties....
In ten years, what will you be doing?
Singing and thinking that the future is still to come.