Patrick For President: 2032
In the year 2032, I plan to run for president. In order to win, I need to start campaining now. I don't plan to run for a certain party's nomination, however; I am running for the write in vote.
"Patrick Bartman: Rockin' The World Since '96"
Of course, I am running in support of The Green Party. The Green Party is the most elite of all the ploitical parties. All members of the Green Party are more superior humans, in my humble opinion.
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Zachary Johnson
Vice President
Matthew Johnson
Secretary of Energy

Kyle Eubanks
Cheif of Staff

Corey Albrecht
Administrator of the DEA

Nicholas Matysek
Head of Security

Joshua Yelton
Tresurer

Jacob Johnson
Secretary of Freedom *

Chloe
Dellert
Crisis Manager

Jonathan Godinez
Commissioner of Internal Revenue
