## 9 results found for tag 'math'

ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
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78 | Why was the rubber band gun confiscated during algebra class? | It was a weapon of math destruction! | |

249 | Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? | He worked it out with a pencil! | |

325 | What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? | Beer. | |

432 | What's the average math teacher like? | Mean! | |

517 | What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? | Pumpkin pi! | |

694 | What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long? | A πthon! | |

740 | What do people who argue about arithmetic have in common with horny people with lisps? | They are both math debaters! | |

752 | What is a mathematician's favorite kind of boob? | Quantitties! | |

798 | How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike? | They both love ramps! |

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